Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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sammyf89 13
Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.
sabrina1212 2
What did she say back? :(
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Comments (221)
tifsuz 9
I have to go with a "she deserved it". How is that funny? Also - long list? So there was a delay in the "jk! lol!!11!" ...maybe she realized she broke up with the wrong one?
sittingduck225 0
Aaahhh that's pretty bad :))))
Scorpiuz 1
I think she really deserved that one. Playing on someone elses feelings like that just to be in control isn't really acceptable in a relationship.
SuperSouper 0
Who the **** does that?
Peacefully_Crazy 2
Retaliation is petty. That's on you.
WoundsHeal 3
Well next time don't say that kind of stuff out of anger… it's messed up.
CookieGirl4ever 13
...me and my bf used to all the time about leaving each other but if you do it over text how are you supposed to know if their joking..? (I don't give rat's poo if my grammar was wrong in that.)
crazychick117 3
Omg! I'm sorry!
thimovw 4
ownt
Queen_Cosmos 7
Uh-Oh