Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
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OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.
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AyeTee77 18
Should have copped a feel at least.
FueledByFate 24
I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!
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Comments (77)
bonjourhello 25
That sucks, man. Who was having it?
katelng09 16
Does it matter? I just feel bad for OP
wow2mylife 25
Probably drunk roommate
cho_bee 9
Better yet, how many?
FueledByFate 24
I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!
AyeTee77 18
Should have copped a feel at least.
crudeandrudeguy 29
People rude enough to do that in your bed while you were there should at least allow you to participate as payment
karacakal2 30
Didn't they realize you were there ? Did they do it anyway knowing you are there ? Were they people you know ? So many questions so few answers
Danne696 14
A rather dull scenario would be something like, two friends who were a couple slept over and thought OP was asleep and made a bad decision. Of course, if OP want to fill in the detailsit would be the best.
KayleeFrye 39
Hopefully the OP will provide more details. Like why he didn't get out of the bed?
Branessa9611 14
Spot on prediction!
meggieeeeee92 16
#56 why would the OP have to get out of HIS own bed? Those people were rude to try to have sex with him also in the bed.
mermaidkeels 26
Sounds like a threesome gone bad
Mynamewontfi 40
Did they use you as a mattress?
MrSassypants 34
It was almost a threesome. It was a 2.5some.
Mechenry 10
If OP simply rounds his answer he'll be a stud.
jiggab00 12
No "doesn't matter had sex" comment this time...
JocelynKaulitz 28
Couldn't you have said something? It is YOUR bed technically.
skippydoda 32
If you weren't going to say something about it then you should have done awkward commentary on what was happening.
olliebush123 15
and in it goes oh what a fantastic pentatration, here's the thrusts he thrusts GOALLL