Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
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TheTruth1428 0
YDI if you actually gave it to him.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!
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Comments (90)
blastvortex 4
She's not your girlfriend, so you owe her jack. If she wants a present, she can buy herself one. YDI if you actually still intended to give her one.
DirtyDiana_fml 0
If you gave it to him, you have zero balls.
bds0688 0
Wow, I hope you didn't. Not sure why this would be an FML unless you did. Otherwise it would have been "my **** ex sent her new whipping boy and I shut the door and continued about my day". From the looks of it, you're spineless and an idiot.
ColdGold 6
Say, "Here ya go, man." Then lean your head back and laugh your ass off. And don't have anything to do with her ever, ever, ever.
dortega88 0
you should have opened it up take a crap in it and tossed it away from him so that he would have to retreive it like the little dog he is
Faruz 0
Shit in the box. Also tell the boy friend all things you did in the bed. And that they are all going online. :)
skulldrix 0
She totally killed you.That's probably something i'd do to my ex, just to **** with him.
MangeMoi_fml 0
He's bold for showing up. I hope yu beat his ass.
MangeMoi_fml 0
And @ GreenAlbatross...thats extensive and stupid.
GreenAlbatross 3
So 2 minutes getting the pic off Google and 30 seconds to scribble the note...overall, 3 or 4 minutes tops on the OPs part to teach that selfish little bitch that the world does not, in fact, revolve around her and that she needs to understand societal boundaries is extensive? I think a little figurative slap in the face is well in order for the empty-headed little princess.
COBRAMORPH 0
Get your money back. For the gift & the ho.