YDI if you actually gave it to him.

I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!

Why would you even give him the gift?! Wimp.

I really hope you didn't give it to him. She's got a lot of nerve to even send someone over to ask. You're better off without that bitch.

Whatever the gift, I would've burned it, urinated on the ashes, and collected it into a ring box. Perhaps a second, larger box too, sealed tightly to contain the smell of the turd(s) I would conceal inside. Or if you're really evil, rig a spring-loaded device inside that would launch the turd. Or a box that would start off a smoke bomb upon being opened... the possibilities are endless. Anyway, if you didn't offer some delightfully evil prank gift, I at least hope you kept the present and told the new boyfriend to screw off.

Again. Extensive and stupid. Not about the actual elapsed time. Its the fact that he'll spend his time doing that and she probably wont even care.

she was cheating on you. hope you kicked that guy right in the coin purse

dont give him it

Wow... just wow, who does she think she is?!

**** that! tell her bitch what presents! ha

tell him to **** off and throw the present in the trash or set it on fire

Yeah, hope you decided to give it to her yourself. Or.. burn it.