Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
TheTruth1428 0
YDI if you actually gave it to him.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!
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Comments (90)
MarkSolo3 14
You should have taken a dump in a box and gift-wrapped it.
RAUN 8
Was the picture of you in a nice cheap frame?
jtaylor991 6
and why the hell woukd you have a present for her?!
nmlutgen 11
Don't give it to him?
acceberlevine 8
Hilarious!!!
Death69 24
Just tell him, there is no gift. And the 2 of them can take a LONG walk on a short pier!
SheTheOtaku 21
She could have at least come herself. She's an absolute frickin' walnut.
cwl727 33
don't give it to him
CuriousYel1ow 13
Did you beat his ass?
Boren 11
To which you should have replied, I returned that yesterday