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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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TheTruth1428 0

YDI if you actually gave it to him.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!

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GreenAlbatross 3

Send back an empty box with a picture of a Tiffany's bracelet in side with a note scribbled on the back reading: "Well, this WOULD have been your present, but if you don't want it, you don't want me. So I returned it and will be spending that money on a girl who is much prettier, smarter and nicer than you. She shouldn't be hard to find, I only have a few billion to choose from that fit those qualifications." Either that or a restraining order that includes a ban on all forms of communication...including 3rd party messengers like the new bf.

Lelli28 0

hahahahaha that's hillarious! NIce one :)

Trebie 6

I like the way you think!

kisseshugsdrugs 5

definitely a win haha also if you have any incriminating pictures send copies of that shit to her written on the back "hope you dont mind these going on the internet" haha

haweb 0

So she's either really quick with the guys or she was cheating on you. Either way, she sounds like a real winner. And then there's that whole gold-digging bitch aspect that makes her sound so much more appealing.

Psychs7 11

Put a shit load'v coke in the box then call the police and say you just witnessed a drug deal and give them her addres

haweb 0

Sounds like a ridiculously expensive revenge plot.

Psychs7 11

What difference is a hundred quid gona make either way? You've gotta spend it on something, may aswell get something out of it. In a years time he can look back and laugh his ass of at the revenge, or remember never doing anything about it, he wont remember what the money went on instead

Sakke 4

I hope you kept it for yourself. Else YDI.

DynamicDave 11

And you gave it to him? fail

prettystoopid 0

YDI for giving him the gift, no wonder she dumped you, she was sick of you being weak

llamaparty 9

wow you really live up to your username huh?

AlienMind 0

Put your fist though the bottom of the box and when that bastard reaches for it, blast him one.

LemonStarship 5

New boyfriend: Im here to pick up ____ present. Ex boyfriend: Oh yeah let me get it it's right here. *Punches new boyfriend with the intensity of a thousand suns*. I picked that out just for her Problem solved

Jarralad 16

Oh my god that was beautiful xD

russianspy1234 11

Step 1: Return whatever you bought. Step 2: Buy a shovel Step 3: Goto a pet cemetary. Step 4: Dig up a recently dead cat and put it in a box. Step 5: Leave a note in the box that says "I got you a kitten, but have been to distracted to feed it." Step 6: ??? Step 7: Profit. Damn I've used that twice in one day now...

Jtrain615 0

Or bury a dead cat in Pet Semetary and it'll come back to life demonic. Then give it to her. It'll smell bad too.

Woioboi_fml 0

Please tell me you didn't give it to him??