Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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TheTruth1428 0
YDI if you actually gave it to him.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!
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Comments (90)
daemonsparta 16
i hope you returned it to the store "dump me then want a gift? **** you bitch"
fantasyworld 39
I hope you didn't give it to her.
StormFlake 8
You shoulda broke in right in front of his fat face
storethis 17
Tell him to go **** himself
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
shit in a box and put a bow on it!