Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
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robc32ca 4
pull over get gas leave her behind
RedPillSucks 33
So what happened in the previous 4 hours?
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Comments (138)
IRULE010 13
Maybe OP is young and was getting a ride from his parents/her parents and so doesn't have the control to just throw her out. That really sucks OP but as someone else has said, she does sound impulsive and not the best kind of person. Maybe you're better off without her?
EmoOrange 0
I want to know how those 6 hours turned out!
zenti 2
I don't think this is something to get sad over. She sent you a text message. Just act like you didn't read it until she actually speaks up.
perdix 31
I can see her texting this to OP with one hand while she's using the other to give the guy on the other side a hand job. Is that just me?
DocBastard 40
Yes perdix, that's just you. ******* sicko.
perdix 31
Thanks for the diagnosis, Doctor. I'll just try to think cleaner, more wholesome thoughts.
RedPillSucks 33
Perdix, do you mean was it just you on the other side getting the handjob? She'd be very talented (and it would be a big car) if there was more than just you on the other side. Unless there were people in your lap.... Ok, now I have to poke my eyes out...
perdix 31
Well, RPS, I'm thinking everyone is in the backseat, because if either the OP or the gf is texting while driving, that's just dangerous! So, the OP is on the right side, the girl is in the middle and I'm on the left side. She can text her ex with her right hand and take care of me with the left. Poking your eyes out would be a waste of time -- the image exists in your mind only. Sorry, Doc, I tried to think clean thoughts, but they keep bringin' me back to the dirty!
DocBastard 40
Perdix - Seroquel 25 mg po BID. I can titrate that up as needed.
perdix 31
Did you say Tight Rate? Isn't that the surcharge you pay to get the newly-hired prostitutes? I think I'm too far gone for meds.
cadeissoscene 0
Doc, I'm pretty sure Perdix doesn't have ADD. Perdix, I saw something like Tit Rate, this is very similar to the Tight Rate.
qwertyuiop44 0
hey doc, I thought your head exploded?
maphineRAWRS 10
I don't understand people like her.. why do they chose the absolute WORST times to break up with people? so they actually enjoy the awkwardness that follows the next few hours, or are they just stupid or? if it was me, even if I wanted to break up with you I wouldve waited till after.. unless you got into a fight (which you haven't said that you did) but if I knew I was going to break up with you before we left, I wouldve broken up with you before we left and not spent the next 10 hours with someone I shouldve broken up with? :S
Zmeilerr 22
Agreed!
Alleged_Cranium 7
#22: Sorry to break it to you this way but, We need to start seeing other people.
liz3372 0
what a bitch!
Alleged_Cranium 7
#22: Sorry to break it to you this way but, We need to start seeing other people.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Are we there yet?
kikibisweet 0
If you were on a car trip with your family, you should have kicked her out the car.
Sazzers 0
Should have kicked her out and make her walk the other six hours lol
crodrig8 0
Hell yeah dump that bitch on the road and keep on driving.
hannahbrooke_14 0
i agree! lol
Maelific 0
pull over toss that bia and her shit out the car and enjoy the rest of your trip.