Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
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paks7 0
well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.
rukusrazor 0
For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.
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Comments (74)
rob8625 0
First
Burdie22 0
WOW you fail at life worse than the guy in the FML.
Nizzit2 0
GDIAMCA (see GDIAF)
Reyo 2
I vouch for #4. How can she get mad at you for not getting "died in a motorcycle crash" out of "ended very badly"? "ended very badly" can mean ANYTHING.
TheDoge 0
...lul at #32. Imma going to pretend that I always knew what GDIAF meant and didn't just have to look it up in an 'urban dictionary'.
ilovelucy92 0
hahahahahahaha
macskapingvin 0
I completely agree. Even if he had cheated on her, that doesn't mean she thought he was a jerk. Don't insult the person who was once the love of this girl's life.
Philosophic 0
YDI for having a person named "Snickerdoodles" on this app. (lolwutaslut)
paks7 0
well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.
ajsciri4 0
Yeah, and I'd say it'a a reasonable mistake.
Ms_ValS 27
She should have said "ended tragically". People would immediately understand & empathise. I would have thought the same thing OP.
Star18lk 0
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wow no one cares. your stupid
Darksect0r13 0
yup
Ligerie 0
yah that was very ambiguous, and strange
saaarrj 0
that made me lol...hahahahaha xD
similies06 0
you're* genius
Person1233 13
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Motorcycle accidents are fun to watch :D .... That's my only response to this FML kthxbai
Legolandlord 4
u r messed up
iJasper 8
My father died in a motorcycle accident you cold heartless bitch.
neverbr 0
Aw. That sucks. But as #4 said, she worded that very poorly.
123sploosh 0
person123...its kthxbiiiiiiii god.
nm22395 0
123sploosh... its person 1233 god...
doctorkazefa 1
This is probably going to be full of YDIers... but i feel for OP. bad fortune, my friend.
kukopia 0
'previously told' is redundant (as 'told' is past tense). Talking on the phone is hardly relevant. I'm not seeing the FML here. Are we suppose to feel bad for you because you're a bad guesser?? I'm not. No vote for you.
Switch85 0
Why would you assume that anyway? That sux.
akkhima 0
It depends on how much they've talked. If she told him once, then told him again, she told him something she had previously told him. We should feel bad for him because she worded what she told him very poorly.
rukusrazor 0
For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.
f_alltheirlives 3
They guy probably did cheat... IN A MOTORCYCLE RACE!!! WROM WROOOOOOOOM
Hartzfeld 0
assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME
DeanCostelloe69 1
no. it makes an ASS out of U and MING :/