Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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lutafin 0
you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.
Primus_fml 0
Exactly. So she'd be completely screwed if she was with someone who was unemployed.
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Comments (122)
gmename 0
smh ya better off without that golddigger.
mintcar 10
Eh, move on. She's not worth it.
Cnote231 0
I bet she's not going to college either...
drocksmash 0
at least you got rid of that trash early ...
hedgerow 0
her logic is infallible
ilovelife_01 0
Lmfao!! You should tell her to go kiss ass! Lol
SkullCanddi 0
Its Okay! Trashy Gold Diggers Have No Success Of Their Own(: -SkullyTheOptimist
tbonea1990 0
she wants you to pay for everything good that she left u
tzelsnack 0
ohhh irony =]
dannyswin 0
did u tell her that?