Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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lutafin 0
you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.
Primus_fml 0
Exactly. So she'd be completely screwed if she was with someone who was unemployed.
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Comments (122)
breakingakajav 0
lol #17 WIN!
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
hahaha lol 17 ...jkjk HUGE FAIL JOKE
loso86 2
YDI for not... well u just deserved it.
analyzewithin 0
I cannot fathom exactly how this is a bad thing. She did you a FAVOR. Who wants a hypocritical and probably hypercritical female as your girlfriend? It's a win-win. =
twinny_sc 13
Well I ain't sayin she a gold digger but...
samanthadude 0
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas! :P
twinny_sc 13
Kanye FTW!
jack5225 0
That song is Bo$$
bluecat_fml 0
yeah, she was trying to dig gold but no gold to dig :)
blain3boy 0
she's a gold digger.
perdix 31
Just because she wants a man with a job doesn't mean she's a gold digger. She could be a tin or aluminum or iron digger. She just doesn't want to be a dumpster digger.
saywhaaat_01 0
biiitcchhh
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
Most women just want to be taken care of. I don't make my wife work. And we have an awesome marriage.
USMC_Devil_Dog 0
Good thing she left you, dude. Trust no bitch.
stronghand0331 17
someone enjoys singlehood, Mr.Marine..
linebacker42 0
your the man jackass, your supposed to work, a man with no job, is no man at all