Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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lutafin 0
you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.
Primus_fml 0
Exactly. So she'd be completely screwed if she was with someone who was unemployed.
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Comments (122)
Namenlos_fml 20
Just be happy you're rid of that gold digging bitch
PrincessPaytonn 0
gold digger! :)
skyeyez9 25
OP, the economy is in the shitter right now, it is be harder to find a good job. But at least you are looking and hopefully you will find one soon. This situation is a blessing in disguise: she's a lazy gold digger looking for a free meal ticket.
timhonch 0
girls are just gold diggers man. they won't work but when you have no job they go crazy
underyourbreath 8
She sounds like a gold digger, I wouldn't be too sad
saamsonite 0
hahahah mean
nerdsgetmehot 23
You wouldn't want to be with someone that shallow anyway, right?
MetalFish 0
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hcovballer247 0
Haha, that probably means that she wanted to break up with you but had no other way of putting it.
loso86 2
this
lovelyliz916 5
You should have said "bitch its been over!" :}