Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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Comments (321)
aerosmith3312 2
This is neither a YDI or an FML, this is one o those occasions where you are actually better off because of this. If she was crazy enough to dump you over some stupid shit like that, imagine how she would have reacted when something serious happened. You're much better off now
absolutnate 0
Psycho alert, bullet dodged... And no doubt she's found someone else and that was her lame excuse to dump your ass.
SexyQueen0905 24
Better to be rid of her if she's that crazy.
jkemp1984 10
You are obviously better off. She's got some big time insecurity issues.
slinkydee 2
she sounds like a tool. shame she dumped you and not the other way round
AtPasalacqua 9
That's a ridiculous reason to break up with someone! She seems very high-maintenance
Freeze_fml 17
That's how they get you.
Thrasher91 0
Your relationship was bound to fail if she kept being a dumbass
Wheredidgrungego 12
Crack went the whip.
asianpersuasian2 9
sounds like your girlfriend was an idiot that was looking for any reason to break up.