Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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Comments (321)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Nah, it was bound to fail if she's going to overreact to stupid shit like that. FYL.
pink_raindrops 26
Yeah, she definately has alot of unrealistic expectations of what a relationship is meant to be. I'm going to guess that the OP and the ex are about 15 because at that age you don't know what is important and you lack that knowledge you gain with experience. If they're adults then he should REALLY be happy she broke up with him.
jewelgracia 0
Next time don't forget. Lol
amy1193 0
have you ever heard of psychotic overprotective obsessed girlfriend? well shes bound to be one
GivePropz 0
lol, why would u wanna go out with here anyways...if shes such a bitch?
panchis16 0
man you're better off without a picky girl like that!
Lac2501 2
she was looking for a reason to get out. crazy ho.
docscientist 10
You must be Neo, because you just dodged a bullet.
shelby0123 0
wow she actually counted them hell what does it matter
LizzJizz 16
Spunds like she was just looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship, but its okay OP, you dont need a controlling egotistical bitch like that D:
LizzJizz 16
*sounds