Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking out of a park, I bent to examine a mosquito bite I had. As I looked up, I noticed a nearby couple staring and whispering in abject horror before calling their kids over to get bug-sprayed, pointing me out. Terrified, they immediately complied. It’s not even my worst bite. FML
Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, I'm on a camping trip, and despite the lovely weather, I'm wearing long clothing so the mosquitoes can’t sting me. Unfortunately, nobody seems to have told THEM that. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The mosquitoes also enjoyed the nice weather by having a picnic in the park.
raven_of_azarath 35
Welcome to what a normal day is like in southeast Texas. We went from 80 degrees in the morning to 40 degrees in the afternoon just this week. After having a once in a lifetime winter storm, which a week before had been hot and humid enough d’or our monster-sized mosquitoes.
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RichardPencil 32
The mosquitoes also enjoyed the nice weather by having a picnic in the park.
raven_of_azarath 35
Welcome to what a normal day is like in southeast Texas. We went from 80 degrees in the morning to 40 degrees in the afternoon just this week. After having a once in a lifetime winter storm, which a week before had been hot and humid enough d’or our monster-sized mosquitoes.