Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Top comments
stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
portablecupid 3
didnt you tell her you were going to see your grandpa you left?
dyld921 2
Dump her ass. What a bitch.
DeathShad0 1
Dump her. If she's not understanding and compassionate enough to forgive you over a thing you had no control over, then **** her.
Stupidstupidrat 0
Wow, that just seems like a wild overreaction and I can't believe that there are commenters #s 3 and 5 that agree with the sentiments of the OP's psycho-hose-beast ex. To me it sounds like she's either unhinged or was looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship. Whatever the case OP you're best off without. Condolences on your grampa.
T1A2Z3 35
She probably freaked out when her boyfriend disapeared for days with no explination. She should have been told when he was leaving "Hey I'll be gone a few days" at the very least. She really should have known the story too.
shanedawsonfan 0
LOL paranoid bitch
lisaleg 1
wow. you know in a way you're kind of lucky. who wants to be in a relationship with a clingy insecure person?
abetterday 4
aww that sucks. is she usually that paranoid?
Misosoup 0
FYL for getting dumped and someone calling you a liar when your Grandfather was dying. YDI for dating someone as ridiculously insane as that. A few days? Maybe if you were dodging her calls for a week, you guys would need to sit down and talk about what was wrong, but being dumped for not calling for a few days?...
amatayo 0
question is do you really need someone like that
Brakeshoe 0
You're a Good Guy staying by your Grandfather's deathbed. Why wasn't she there with you? BTW, I divorced my wife in 1991 for the very same reason. True. Really. [This FML hit me hard.]