Today, and up until now, I was dating a sweet farmer's daughter, then I put a ring on it, and now I’m engaged to the bride of Chucky. She's pulled wedding magazines out of places I’ve never seen, and has called every female relative she has, twice. Send help, and beer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
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Anderling 33
Or you could like… talk her about this and tell her that the focus on the wedding to the exclusion of everything else is frustrating you. Instead of telling people with zero investment.
RichardPencil 32
What the hell does "pulled wedding magazines out of places I've never seen" mean? Please give me a specific example to keep me from imagining her pulling damp, rolled-up magazine from her hoo-hah.
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RichardPencil 32
What the hell does "pulled wedding magazines out of places I've never seen" mean? Please give me a specific example to keep me from imagining her pulling damp, rolled-up magazine from her hoo-hah.
Bogrbon 27
In this day and age if they're engaged it's quite likely he's seen her "hoo-hah" before.
RichardPencil 32
Some guys don't really study the "hoo-hah" very carefully.
core01 30
******* truth there
Anderling 33
Or you could like… talk her about this and tell her that the focus on the wedding to the exclusion of everything else is frustrating you. Instead of telling people with zero investment.
Haldu 50
"She's pulled wedding magazines out of places I’ve never seen". Well, you know, there are those curious things called : "newsagents".
Crowned Sataness 12
She's excited to marry you and wants y'all's day to be special! She's probably been dreaming of this since she was little. Planning can get very overwhelming, especially if the partner isn't interested in helping plan. Now if she does really turn into Bride of Chucky and starts getting nasty about it? Check her ass on that
QueenSaru 28
"I proposed to my GF and now she's excited and has started planning the wedding, with no help from me." Am I reading this right?
meisiemeisie 8
Sooo, your fiance is really excited to marry you & plan a special day and is close to all her female relatives and wants them to be involved. You are complaining about this to strangers. More like F HER Life...