Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
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Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
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somnula 9
she probably just meant "last time" and said yesterday. nbd
irishdubr 0
U shoulda said "ok" and started jerkin off. Then ask her what SHE did yesterday.
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Comments (90)
Hjelloo 0
She sounds really dumb.
Mikey_Mayhem 0
maybe that "thing" she wanted you to do was not have sex, like you did yesterday
iamtenyearsago 0
I say "yesterday" often even though I mean something along the lines of "last time" or I remember it being yesterday, but it was really two or three days ago. This was probably the case here. Kind of like when you talk about doing something tomorrow in school without realizing that "tomorrow" is Saturday. You know?
kile88 2
why the hell would you wanna **** her now anyway another guys dick has been in there yuck sluzza
forgetspaces 0
last :(
MsCutieC 0
Damn!!!! What a *****.
mspoutylips 8
Y
KalCountry76 12
She probably had a sex dream the day before, or you guys were doing something when you were kissing the previous day that she like. or she mixed up her words. happens all the time. :P
cece_miless 8
No sex for 6 days. FYL.
Baelzebub 2
You sound like a real loser. Just be grateful she gives you credit and actually thinks you did something right.