Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
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Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
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somnula 9
she probably just meant "last time" and said yesterday. nbd
irishdubr 0
U shoulda said "ok" and started jerkin off. Then ask her what SHE did yesterday.
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Comments (90)
Dracula212 0
ohhhhh that sucks. that's how I found out my ex-wife was cheating. well similar comment. best of **** fyl
kaykay10xo 0
u would be the one counting...
JDP09 0
dude explain yourself. Cheater or mistake?
shalvius 3
ahahaa
01100110 0
this is FML?
yesyes101 0
oooooh your life is terrrrrrible, you havent had sex in SIX DAYS. WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO!
Noga452 0
wow your dumb, he didn't have sex but his girlfriend did, try and work that out if you can
sofad15 0
that explains the "no sex in 6 days"
zbxstraightx 0
yea yesterday I had sex with some random girl at a party so......hopefully even though I busted inside her without a condom, your girl won't be pregnant
kpearsall 0
maybe she meant... "do the dishes", or "go take a shower"...
monkeykiller77 0
You know what wheeler from role models would say. "you gotta hit it and quit it"