Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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Top comments
waffule365 16
Time to spice up the bedroom.
oj101 33
Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)
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Comments (68)
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Well on the positive side, at least thats an unmissable signal to do something about your sex life before its "too late". Good Luck spicing it up OP!
MNBOY16 15
Well at least she was kind enough to not make you stop.
thejimler 9
Lesbians can get bored of sex too? No... that doesn't happen in those films... THIS LIFE IS A LIE!!!! *Head explodes*
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol. I'm a Lesbian as well, maybe it's time to spice up the bedroom. Try foreplay? Do something that'll blow her mind and keep her coming back for more. Message me if ya want OP.
katrinakm 9
You look like a man
onorexveritas 24
try something new
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
making sure she didn't forget the D ?
CanadianCutie22 16
make It more interesting for her then ... use your multitasking skills !
FlamingColor 30
Lesbian???
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe Trojan His and Hers are on that list.
MythsNLegends 10
Spice it on up, you shouldn't ever be the only one enjoying sex. Sometimes thinking about other things can't be helped. Lack of involvement can.