Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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justsayfuck 5
You should be able to control your emotions when someone tells you something serious. You can't just burst out laughing, it's not polite. I can understand that she got upset, breaking up with you might be a bit too impulsive though, just show her that you didn't mean to laugh at her. Make it up to her.
perdix 31
You are a clown. If your brain can't focus on the serious matter being discussed over an amusing visual, you are too shallow and vapid to be boyfriend material. I hope you at least paid for the ice cream -- it would be the only way you could be remotely useful.
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Comments (63)
amerwin 3
It's only funny if it was vanilla and was all over her face and ****.
Allymeme 3
ha ha
you_freak 7
Ditch the drama, she sounds like high maintenance anyway!
JustForRetorts 13
She was right to react that way. If OP wasn't mature enough to contain a laugh while talking about a serious issue, that's not the kind of person that would have many friends that would make deep connections with OP
elghs2001 0
fyl for having such an irrational emotional wreck of a gf
Kaiden2554 3
stick the ice cream up her butt
quraishakrueger 4
why did you laugh in the first place? :s
HoneyBall 3
if you laughed because of the ice cream, it shows that you weren't really paying attention for what she was saying, so either way, YDI.
afallingstar 22
ice cream on someones face isn't funny...so you should have been able to control your emotions and not laugh like an idiot
colbi1001 0
yeah it is
ambear26 14
It really isn't that funny..
TheNewGuy03 29
fail, op, just...fail. you should try a different approach, such as not laughing at dead people and shit. also, you could have clarified that you were indeed laughing at the ice cream and not her dead grandpa, but she still would have dumped your silly ass because you were so beautifully inattentive. |the kid|
trends1 0
Agreed!!
TheB0a 5
Eh.