Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.
kelkat09 0
ohhhh, suck for you
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Comments (48)
hix_fml 0
Why did you try it wiff a girl ?
QTPie123 0
ew, what?! awkwarddd
LOLYLIF 0
YDI for not being able to tell the difference between your girlfriend and her older brother.
UnivBrat72 0
I think we are missing the obvious point here... dude is dating a trannie; how else could he mistake "throat my **** bitch" with something his "girlfriend" might say Suck me beautiful
briiana012 3
ahahaha how embarrassing!!!
DeepfriedT 1
l
MoreThan1lol 0
26 stop bitchin' this is funny shit, >=[)
jimmy0332 0
HAHAHA
r2d21428 0
Did u like it
irritatedone 5
Yea but he must not have been that bad because her brother sounds like he got into it. FTW bro!
jaytee1994 9
What girlfriend just gets up and leaves while doing that!? Am I missing something? Or is OP just that horrible at cybersex? Either way sucks for you OP