Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML
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xdyingxwishx 0
Haha damn, lock your door!
monkey314159 0
wtf... which college is this again?
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Comments (80)
xdyingxwishx 0
Haha damn, lock your door!
Reyo 2
He's drunk sweetheart. Welcome to college.
Zer0_Zer0 0
I never did find Chris.
15days2go 0
Exactly! That's rule #1 of living in dorms
thatbitch99 0
Are you mentally retarded? His door was locked..He made it clear he locked it in the post. Seriously! You need to go to a doctor.
quickcynic 6
71- Check the post again. He never said anything about the door being locked, he just said that some strange drunk guy was in his dorm
dinosaursmoo 0
ROFLCOPTER
monkey314159 0
wtf... which college is this again?
kisseshugsdrugs 5
maybe he lived there a semester before or something, thats kind of awkward though. lock your door!
sodahhhr 0
Everybody Knows Chris
kisseshugsdrugs 5
everybody loves chris.
Schmuty 2
i thought everybody hates chris.
ohmygoodnex 0
**** chris.
alexandraa_fml 0
Chris blows.
njutaren 0
I was with chris that night
kisseshugsdrugs 5
well i mean, i love chris haha at least my chris..probably not the same sketchy guy that guy was looking for hahaha
KoryKane 4
Haha nice picture
hawkeyefan26 0
ydi for leaving your door unlocked.. one of my friends got her laptop stolen while she was asleep in her room and she left her door unlocked and the key to her kensington lock on the hook by her door. anything can happen in the dorm.
SpamPam 18
Umm how about instead of shaming the victim, we put down the perpetrators instead hmm?
Chelsey02 0
This has happened a lot in North Dakota Universities. I almost went to NDSU but my friends out there had so many horror stories about strangers sneaking into their rooms. So I decided Montana was best.. so far, no strangers in my room.
degco44 0
Where the heck did your friends live? That pretty much never happens at NDSU. I should know; I live in Fargo. We hear about everything that goes on around town, and there's never been anything like that.
C4R0L1N3 0
Psh, you don't know who Chris is? Everybody knows Chris.
ioceano 0
and everybody hates Chris!
nikkers 0
Eeeeh did he take the bottle with him?
LemonStarship 5
Is the fml he peed in the bottle instead of your face? Cause I'm guessing that's what you wanted :o