Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuuuuuh
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML
AW
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
shattysituation
United States
Gross out competition
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
shroooms
Slovenia
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, I and several housemates have food poisoning. From what? Last night's Subway, which we only got to avoid eating the pork that was possibly bad as none of us wanted to be sick. FML
I stink
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
takeshi
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
notyourcleaner
Puchong, Malaysia
Living the dream
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Anonymous
Two rooms, two atmospheres
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
mikesok988
United States
Cringe
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
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EnterSandman_fml 20
Come on, almost every guy is a genital man.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Don't forget to flush...
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Kenton1008 21
61, Sorry for that, then. Every time I have heard the word sushi being used, it's always in context with raw fish. Please excuse my ignorance.
kipfischer 11
That's easy, someone uses the sink...use a little imagination
Sputnikspak 13
It's a general Western mistake, no worries. Just don't miss out on an awesome food just because raw fish icks you out, you can get sushi rolls with all kinds of (cooked) stuff, or veggies. Philly rolls are smoked salmon, cream cheese, and sometimes avocado. You can even get sushi that's rice stuffed into marinated, deep fried tofu skin (one of my favourites). A local restaurant does 'dessert sushi' - same rice, only made with fruit, wrapped in rice paper instead of seaweed, and served with chocolate. Even my extremely picky Dad eats those! (He hates sushi). Pretty much if the sushi rice is prepared with the vinegar, whatever you put with it is sushi. :)
Fuhkyoo 17
At least you werent the couple who ordered the fugu fish...
aliciamarie1 8
Use the sink!
EsOSiQueEs 14
Ever seen Bridesmaids? They made it work. :P But really, hope you feel better OP.
krakhd 15
food poisoning or liquid poop? better go to the er if it's food poisoning.
fairgirl99 8
Just use the bathtub
xxjohippiexx 8
Imagine the smell!!Dx
WeskersSexslave 15
you're not supposed to have sushi on a wed or thurs