Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML
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widgywoo 8
At least she loves you (:
marinus_fml 20
Cue threesome jokes.
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Comments (116)
adeadplayer 0
ummm. your girlfriend and her daughter?
emmy1794 3
where did u get that. he sed his gf and gfs mum not daughter lol
MegamiKaosu 28
I did this to my bro and when bf when they need to say some thing they hadn't..
kh8975 4
well she was kidding obviously..
Decodedman 1
With any luck mom's a milf who knows the difference between like and love.
lunaXXdennice 0
wow that's pretty weird but funny at the same time hahaha
snade 0
LOL.
OMG_N3RD 0
Lol
redtigerlily 5
The mom felt awkward for you, because your girlfriend didn't return the gesture. So I guess she said it for her.
Jelizondo 1
I'm assuming you are very young having her mom drive you two around. that being the case you may not know what real love is. FYL for being a dumb ass. but we have all gone through this dumb ass stage.
AlittleBasterd 0
Go for the mom. I would.