Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML
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widgywoo 8
At least she loves you (:
marinus_fml 20
Cue threesome jokes.
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Comments (116)
aboytony 0
same thing happened to me a couple days ago
eesiino24 0
thats kinda awk in front of her mom, donchya think?
bzett 0
Ooh - ouch. Atleast her parents like you though.(:
tittymagic 0
screw the chick, go for the mom. that is unless, either she has a super buff husband or she weighs like 1000 pounds. but go for it I she is like 90!!
kcylovesyouu 0
lmfao that so funny!
MRobvious750 0
Is the mom hot? MILF's have experience :D
smashu112 0
penis
anonww 2
her mom probably felt bad that ur girlfren didnt say it back so she decided to help out by jumping in XD
Lynne2 0
she probably said it for her daughter because she was too shy...
xInwex 12
oh man... AWKWARD. though, you totally shouldn't have said it in front of the mom ( if it was your first time saying "I love you" to her. ) anywho, fyl.