Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
widgywoo 8
At least she loves you (:
marinus_fml 20
Cue threesome jokes.
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Comments (116)
eyemdope 0
so what does the mom look like? Milf material!?
Armaan 2
haha
madyeti 0
Mmmmm, MILF & DILF!
kei1108 13
Creepy mom, Stupid girlfriend!!
baconboy_42 8
Oh to be 12 and in love...
TheManWithAnAK47 0
if the moms hot..
cheerbaby05 0
hahahahahahahaha:)
snoepkast 1
It's been statistically proven that men say "I love you" much sooner than women.. this difference is on average about 6 weeks if I remember correctly :) So nothing wrong here! =D
joycelynnmicheal 0
Wow tht is really weird
jamila123 5
I don't think the mom was saying it as she loved him, but saying it because the daughter didn't. she was just tryin to be funny.