Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
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Top comments
acer1975w 11
thats mean
olpally 33
Go falcon punch her and delete the video.
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acer1975w 11
thats mean
CallMeWindSock 24
His sister seems like a bitch.
Pwn17 25
Some people seem like they just don't have a soul.
WhoWhat_fml 10
People might understand the pep-talk because it is common to do. There might be one or two people thay try to make it bad.
tzoro37 9
Time for another pep talk....
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, usually people with red hair #31
Pwn17 25
I have red hair, actually.
niallo 23
You want Mean!!! Report her to Facebook and have her account wiped. No more video. If she has the nerve to complain, just smile at her without saying anything.
Fmlano 16
yeah, like Facebook ever does anything about that...
niallo 23
Facebook locks out people's accounts for no reason at all from what I can see. If you are harassing/bullying/abusing others, they will. Especially after all those kids committed suicide after being bullied.
aeonsoul 12
And the sister-of-the-year award goes to...!
IStoleTheCookies 16
Apparently people who talk to themselves are smarter than people who don't. If this is true, i should be somewhere up there with Stephen Hawkins.
Norja 33
Time to prank her back!
mb2_native 15
14, exact same way how kids are always posting these 'fight videos' on someone getting humiliated and whooped. Someone on my Facebook did that a few times and she was getting right excited over it -_- until me and another guy got mad at her for posting stuff like that and she did not post anything like that again. Also, she was not a random kid, she is my next door neighbour who is around 15. Got mad at her in person too LOL
AboveAll04 14
29, uhhhh....no one cares -__-
AurumPotestasEst 16
*His sister... the FML says it's a guy.
IStoleTheCookies 16
#52, I thought it was a rather intriguing story to share, actually.
LissaMccracken 23
#52, It would appear people do care. Doesn't seem they care much about your comment though.
olpally 33
Go falcon punch her and delete the video.
LissaMccracken 23
Well even if she could delete the video, the damage is done isn't it? I mean, people have probably already seen it... I feel so bad for OP... :
lilhellian 27
#20 Some have probably even downloaded it and reposted it.
ZeroPath5 16
The best thing for OP to do is own up to his embarrassment and just embrace it, because people cannot make fun of you if you can laugh at it too. Guy Code.
soccerguy2 11
#39, I think the best thing for op to do is get revenge. Revenge that will haunt her for the rest of her life! That may be a little too far... I may be a little diabolical.
Fedezzer 20
#60 that wasn't as funny as you thought it was.
Futacy 30
More like bitch slap.
NeatNit 33
Just destroy her room!
slkester 12
I would have been so humiliated. With family like that. Seriously what was she thinking. Good thing you didn't do something awful.
Saikon1357 25
He should do something awful.
Nolimit2217 32
Your sister sounds evil! :/
pinkkayden 7
She would've been more evil if she'd have tagged her.
Athleticism 11
You'll find a way to get back at her. I suggest putting laxatives in her drinks. Make sure you put a video camera in her bathroom. Enjoy!
Athleticism 11
Two wrongs do not make a right, but it sure as hell is funny!
Elle_ShellBelle 15
#6 As wrong as it may be, I support this plan. Do they still make chocolate ex-lax? Maybe do it up That 70s Show style. Sorry OP but no one needs to have their confidence and esteem shattered that way.
BlissfulLiss 18
You're right, revenge isn't a good, but in some cases you've got to bend your morales. There should be retribution for the sister's malicious actions or she'll think she can get away with treating people like that.
lexi365 20
25, No one cares.
Alicestraza 33
That's so sad. :-( Don't let her bring you down and report the post on FB for damage control.
WhoWhat_fml 10
Sometimes I pep-talk to a picture of Morgan Freeman. I think using a mirror might be better for me.
xoamy906 25
If anyone gives you shit for it they need to grow up. Any normal person has done that at least once.
twinkiefeets 17
Hi amy I'm Victoria and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Maybe we could be pen pals.
ZeroPath5 16
Well, I haven't really done it, but I don't see how watching a video of it would be considered funny in the first place...is that really what strikes people as humorous...?
ThePK 5
Sie können es machen! Look at the bright side of this: you now have a reference for it you ever wanted to be a motivational speaker! Life will always be dark if you never look at the silver lining in the sky.
ThePK 5
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LissaMccracken 23
well I think I'm normal....and I've never done that? weird.
Likian5 26
Do everything in your power to have that video removed, if possible. Not to mention the fact that your sister sounds like a bitch, OP. Sorry to hear that.