Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!
Cinn_fml 23
I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?
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Comments (139)
TwoFlushTurd 0
this has been posted before
killerfishes 0
Nuts
parapeople 5
OP, your mom is your friend?
Hannalea_fml 0
^ Aha, win.
tboudre 0
repeat!
toast1b 0
Your mom is on facebook??? How about your granny
arocker 0
you forgot the of "20 of my friends"
ColetteL 4
I didn't think of that. You could be right. That may have been the mom's way of telling the gf "good I didn't like you anyway".
amazingjane 0
maybe ur mom doesn't like her and all her friends wanna bang u......glass half full.
lowlaaloo47 0
hahahaha even your mom.
Erindub 0
Its shit like this that keeps me from creating a Facebook account