Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!
Cinn_fml 23
I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?
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Comments (139)
cassie_rose42 0
Accidently? Haha it's VERY difficult to "accidentally change your relationship status on FB. Also, Facebook is evil. About half the FMLs are about FB. And I am guessing your mom and friends don't like your girlfriend.
rkizzle97 0
Wow dat really sucks
jussjess 0
Your girlfriend must be hot, if 20 0f your firends "liked" it. As for your mom? She must of hated her. Or you...Lol. Just Kidding!
Nemle22 4
Take the hint...
hateevryone 15
screw her...
Pinecone69 3
Haha sorry but that's funnu
madaoxsan 9
@ OP: I (and my gf at the time) set our relationship status to dating. My best friend and a couple other people congratulate me. After we break up a few days later and I change my status, not only does no one not say sh*t, but my "best friend" also won't talk to me on the phone so I can vent, and instead blows me off so he can do "art". FML + YOURS I feel your pain.
Wolfyin 1
Its over. o:
desertpunk75 11
Ydi for adding your mom
HisGirl8272012 2
Poor you! She didn't it on accident she totally meant it.