Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out with my best friend, his girlfriend, and a girl they've been wanting to introduce to me. I thought they wanted to set us up, but it turns out they're a throuple and wanted me to be the first to know. I think I'm the first fourth wheel in history. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
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Sdog 6
Why was this a shitty thing to do? Sounds like OP misunderstood the reason for the meeting. It’s not shitty to introduce your friends to important people in your life.
cacheson 42
For all the haters: I don’t see how this is any less valid than someone coming out as gay and introducing their same sex partner to a valued friend.
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Comments (5)
Charlie Given 28
Sorry for ya OP that was a real selfish and shitty thing to do, you should have got up and walked away.
Sdog 6
Why was this a shitty thing to do? Sounds like OP misunderstood the reason for the meeting. It’s not shitty to introduce your friends to important people in your life.
Warp1978 15
You should have deadpanned wow and left. Why do they think you need to know that. Fml. Sorry OP
randybryant799 21
I'm confused as to why them being a thruple has any affect on your life whatsoever.
cacheson 42
For all the haters: I don’t see how this is any less valid than someone coming out as gay and introducing their same sex partner to a valued friend.
SJKatt 15
So these people value you as a friend enough to introduce you to someone they added to their lives and also want you to be friends with... And you're whining? You're a bad friend.