Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The rest of the family stood there laughing. This is what I'm marrying into? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, I met my future in-laws, two lesbian ladies. Can you imagine that, two mothers-in-law judging me for daring to want to marry their precious baby boy? By the time we left, it felt like they’d extracted every iota of information about me through my skin with sandpaper and rusty barbecue tongs. FML
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k43L1 0
Your future husband was ok with that? O.o If it happened to me, my bf would have flipped and I would have slapped the guy & been disgusted. NO ONE touches me without my consent. but that's just me. You could just laugh it off?
KamilleBlack 3
Don't marry into it. The End. Or don't invite him to the wending.
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Comments (91)
chopsbro 0
feel good?
AtrumMessor 1
If your fiancé condoned that, I would definitely say that you should get out while you still can.
TooBIG079 0
lmao, at least he didn't milk you
NeW_Daddy 0
Keep it in the family lol
tristanh27 0
your step dad is a freak than. it has to make u think if he's doing that to you what is he doing with your mom. lol
killogic 0
That's funny but yoy can't choose your family.
TheMischiefMaker 0
thats ******* disgusting and disrespectful. and for those of you that will spout "he has a sense of humor," that is NOT a sense of humor. thats down right degrading and immature.
RockVolley09 8
It's only degrading to those who don't have that similar sense of humor. He read her wrong or just didn't care, but she shouldn't judge the future hubby for what his dad did to her. Me, I would find it funny if one of my husband's family members did it to me. Maybe a little shocked at first, but I'm easy going.
Asadsackopotatoe 0
wtf is motorboating
bonnieandclyde44 0
i dunno either O_o
kaity111 0
motorboating is when someone rubs their face in a girls boobs making a sort of "mororboat" noise ha not a very good description but its perverted for a futuer father in law to do!
dirtbikechickmeg 0
hahahahahahah omg weeiirrdd
Basiil 0
kick his balls.