Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with friends. I'd ditched other friends in order to go out with these friends. At the table next to me was an ex, and on the top floor were the other friends I'd ditched. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
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maxthebigseal 21
Some friends you have there. Seems like they donut care about your feelings.
IssacB 14
Sorry OP, guess it's time for some new ones. On the bright side though, you have donuts :)
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Comments (34)
GuyGuyson 7
Share the doughnuts with your coworkers, good way to get rid of them and make new friends at the same time. 2 birds one stone.
wanderlusting 3
Sorry OP, but at least this experience showed you that they're not your true friends and you don't have to waste any more time on them
kirasant 19
So you've identified a group of people you're better off without, and you have donuts you don't have to share. That's a solid win. Go enjoy your donuts and then take yourself out to dinner. Screw those guys.
Seabass_Chan 33
This seems like a win to me. You now have a box of donuts all to yourself and a chance to make some new friends.
DanielleinDC 34
Some friends. Well, at least you have some donuts and you can share them with people who really are friends.
yuneshinfanboy 14
Sounds like highschool "friends" Dw I'm sure you will find new and better friends
Pointy 12
Don't worry, you'll make better friends in college.
soulreaper12296 28
Did you tell them you had to work first/and that you were going to go get everyone donuts? Also, could they have thought you were going to meet them there since they left early?
pancakessdsjsn 17
"Friends" indeed.
obeykaitlyn 25
I'm in the same boat, we should be best friends