Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML
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OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.
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Crazion 26
Should've listened lmao.
Feklfekl2222 32
Obviously it's awful for her if he hits her cervix, but that doesn't apply to all women? It's a fantastic feeling for me, and I really get off on it, so it's definitely not true for all women. Also his girlfriend was on top, and typically that means she'd be more in control, not definitely but typically, so it may not be his fault at all
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Crazion 26
Should've listened lmao.
firefighter925 18
We are men!! We don't do such things!! lol
krazy789 28
i would find that hard to believe so maybe i wouldve been like OP
SubparAtBest 23
But uh she was on top... so she should really be controlling the movement
hamrtym 15
#38 I sometimes grab onto my girls hips and thrust from the bottom so it just depends on who was "running the show" at the time
emeraldisle 30
Yikes! That's one way to ruin the mood.
BaDoomes 4
Your profile pic matches perfectly your comment
amanda182 19
#44 and you're an asshole.
NickD6 14
Should have been on top bro
xxcmb3k3xx 21
She would have choked on her own vomit if that happened.
XxPojoxX 17
Lol hit it from the back next time
Psycocharger 19
That sucks OP :( Well, next time you know what *NOT* to do.
Pokemonguy 7
IF there will be a next time...
mswim 27
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't hitting a woman's cervix extremely painful?
prdctnln 10
normally, it shouldn't be.
waitingtoolong 11
For some women, it is very painful. Others enjoy it, though. To each her own.
italyball 12
I had an iud inserted, which means it needs to go past the cervix. I had bad cramps all day.
felicialynnnn 16
It's not painful for me, but I don't know about other women.
luverofakatsuki 16
not really for me its sends a wave of pleasure over me
Badkarma4u 17
Depends on the women. Some love it some hate it.
Weasely 11
I've never heard of it being horribly painful, but apparently it is for some. For me it ranges from feeling really good, to a tolerable uncomfortableness.
prdctnln 10
wow i'm surprised my comment got so downvoted that it had to be buried when i was simply stating a fact. google "cervical excitation", and you will find out that if it hurts when the cervix is "hit" or what have you, it's a classical sign of gynaecological disease.
neuronerd 29
And this is why bigger isn't always better.
willsnow18 11
the 6" vs the 8" ....
LPac5295 27
Whoa I didn't even know the cervix and puking could be related. Sorry the mood was killed and hopefully you can try again soon.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Sometimes severe pain can make you puke, so that might be the cause in OP's girlfriend's case.
914smv 18
next time you better listen, so you can both atleast enjoy it.
SixthSinEnvy 39
By the wording I'm inferring that you purposely did so to test the theory. If I'm correct then this is a major YDI, however if it were an accident then I weep in sympathy pain for the both of you.