Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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xFaust_fml 12
But if you were invited, the birthday girl wanted you there, didn't she?
amatayo 0
more like the boyfriend did not want you there
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Comments (78)
jeocon10 0
FYL HAHA First anyway :-j
Reyo 2
And you didn't kick his ass, right there in front of his girlfriend?
argghhh_fml 0
FAKE. you just though oh i'm all dressed up i'll go eat in ths restaurant... ALONE. and if its not fake YDI for going to go and eat alone in a restaurant
1234PIE43215 0
Plenty of people go eat alone at restaurants
GreenHacker 0
Yes, plenty of people, like the loser OP whom no one wants to eat dinner with. YDI
Meowxkittyxkitty 0
don't be retarded, people do like having alone time sometimes...it's actually normal. people come and eat out at the restaurant I work at all the time.
xFaust_fml 12
But if you were invited, the birthday girl wanted you there, didn't she?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah but the boyfriend and half the party over-ruled her. Or he did it without her knowing
AFloppyWetWhale 6
What I want to know is did she still eat there or what happened after?
amatayo 0
more like the boyfriend did not want you there
moonlight_daze 8
I was wondering about that too.. How does the OP know it "half the party" and not just the boyfriend? Did they straight up say to her "dammit, I wish you weren’t here"? And even if they did, it really should only matter who the birthday girl wants there anyway..
RubixMonkey 0
What did you do? And who cares, ask why they don't like you and change your behavior. It might be something you do that prevents people from liking you. If not then you're friend needs to rethink her treatment of you if her boyfriend can get away with treating you like that.
apfunction 0
**** that, OP shouldn't change their behavior. are you retarded? you should never change for anyone! if they don't like it, they can **** off!
Vaati_fml 20
Changing for people is something you never do. If they don't like you, that is their problem.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Wow how is it her boyfriends choice if you attend your friends birthday dinner? What a jerk. I agree with #4 though, there must be a reason this happened.
Hodini 0
u poor thing. :(
_Noon_ 0
Wow, that sucks. Poor you :(
NathanKett 0
maybe the boyfriend doesn't want you there because his girlfriend is secretly a lesbian who wants to have great sex with you on the table in my living room... or maybe that's just me
RubixMonkey 0
Nathan, do you often get slapped in conversations? For asking this same thing? I was amused though.
iRichiq 3
you were amused by that crap?
chiddy_bang71 0
what can I say, lesbians are amusing.
Sighwonder 0
****** up
gameoverman_fml 0
You were just leaving for the party whilst apparently everyone else had already conducted a poll as to whether you should be invited? Timeline fail.
CheshireHalli 19
The poll probably happened earlier, and she got the text as she was leaving, and later found out.
DisposableHeroes 0
She means that she got the text while she was leaving her house.