Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with friends. I'd ditched other friends in order to go out with these friends. At the table next to me was an ex, and on the top floor were the other friends I'd ditched. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
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maxthebigseal 21
Some friends you have there. Seems like they donut care about your feelings.
IssacB 14
Sorry OP, guess it's time for some new ones. On the bright side though, you have donuts :)
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Comments (34)
zaidthunder1 27
There is definitely a silver lining there. All the donuts are for you now !
97mailo 17
I don't understand why everyone is hating on his friends, by telling him to get new friends, that's what friends do. Everyone gets made fun of, or pranked on. This time it was his turn.
Geckosrock99 33
I don't know what world you're living in, but ditching a friend because the whole group is too impatient to wait when they know OP wanted to hang out with them is not a prank. It's an asshole move on all of them. OP made it sound like they had plans, but the friends made other plans when they found out about OP's work schedule for that day. Now if there was communication problems and they thought OP was too busy with work to go with them, then that's just a mistake on their part. Sucks, but to err is human.
False_Stupidity 42
Now all your donuts are belong to us!
ConfusedCat 11
Jokes on them, you have donuts!
delichick 27
This is exactly why a) I dont have friends - people are assholes and b) I always expect the worse. Sorry this happened to you. Hope you keep your guard up from now on, and think twice about making plans with these 'friends'. Id consider, if youre that desperate for friends, to making new friends to hang out with