Today, my friend was complaining about how she did not like Mexican food. Confused, I asked her whether she had even had Mexican food, to which she replied, “Yeah, I mean I’ve had Taco Bell.” FML
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Today, I invited my Peruvian girlfriend to my parent’s house for dinner. They decorated the house with Mexican flag and Fiesta lanyards, and bought Taco Bell. My girlfriend is vegetarian and had to explain to them that no, Peru is not a city in Mexico. It’s been 3 hours and she won’t pick up her calls. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
Today, my wife took me to Taco Bell for the first time. I said, "Isn't this where all those FMLs happen to people?" She said, "You'll be fine." I am writing this from the toilet. I am not fine. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, a lady asked for a refund for a taco kit because inside the box was just tortillas, seasoning and sauce. When I pointed out the text in small letters that she had to provide her own ingredients, she told my manager I disrespected her by making her feel stupid. I was written up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML
Today, I was eating pizza and I started bitching about how our campus doesn't have any healthy food choices, and that I was forced to eat this disgusting, greasy pizza. My friend then pointed out that I was standing next to the salad bar. FML
Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML
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Chadpitalism 5
How is this even an FML? lmao. like. the only way it affected your life is realizing your friend doesnt like stereotypical Mexican food.
Aphrodite 20
And this is an FML how? lol
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Comments (13)
Chadpitalism 5
How is this even an FML? lmao. like. the only way it affected your life is realizing your friend doesnt like stereotypical Mexican food.
dasin 18
becuase you disnt make abetter one
RichardPencil 32
I have a feeling authentic Mexican food would be wasted on her. If you want to eat exotic, international cuisine, take her to Panda Express.
tigergirl94 19
I hated that place personally
RichardPencil 32
Taco Bell or Panda Express?
Aphrodite 20
And this is an FML how? lol
RichardPencil 32
It’d be like having a friend who is so hideous, you can’t be seen with them in public! What are you gonna do on Taco Tuesday? FML, indeed!
Levi2411 41
It's okay, she can be like me. Someone who is large part mexican and doesn't like mexcian food. Nor knows spanish. The jokes in my family are endless. I am the poor man representative for my heritage.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
But... but... not liking Taco Bell is just common sense....