peanutprobs
Bochum, Germany
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Criminal Minds
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
epipen life
United States
Call the cops!
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
stuckwithafamilyofcunts
El Puig, Spain
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gotcha good
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
phlyingphuck
United States
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Anonymous
Bisbee, United States
Close shave
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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TanzWolf 26
If he didn't know, then it's be funny, but if he knew.... Well, **** him.
ermegehrd 3
That's awful! Hope you're ok.. Add lube to his food.
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Comments (80)
brendejafulable 41
Hope you didn't find out the hard way..
brendejafulable 41
Food pranks are not funny. Let's not ruin food that could easily be shared with those without it.
Roythetickler 21
He must be "nuts" to do something like that
KayyKaylyn 14
Your friend Obviously wants to kill you.. Not your friend & not cool
redneck66 11
whats that saying....alls fair in love and war? or something hell idk.
maxmaidment 11
How about continuing the prank war with a hack to the neck with a machete! That'll get him.
FATALSTR1KE 9
Attempted murder much?
nmw404 6
dont mess with people who know your secrets
sayyestothedress 24
#42 no
worldclassrager 41
Whoa that's dangerous...is it over or are you going to keep going?