peanutprobs
Bochum, Germany
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Criminal Minds
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
epipen life
United States
Call the cops!
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
stuckwithafamilyofcunts
El Puig, Spain
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gotcha good
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
phlyingphuck
United States
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Anonymous
Bisbee, United States
Close shave
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Top comments
TanzWolf 26
If he didn't know, then it's be funny, but if he knew.... Well, **** him.
ermegehrd 3
That's awful! Hope you're ok.. Add lube to his food.
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Comments (80)
dave20012 15
Wow. Obviously the friend knew about OP's allergy hence "took prank too far" Sorry OP hope you weren't too badly injured or anything from this. Also what an asshole move by your friend.
Black_Ink 20
What a nutty thing to do
ostfaiz 18
well war will remain war, now its your turn Op
m5ar123 17
Peanut
DenverTyrrell 13
If he didn't know then he made a huge mistake and should have tried his best to make it up to you but if not that's just horrible
Neesalun 20
Attempted murder
alexowitz 8
I would say time to get a new friend. Especially if they knew about your allergy.
junkman6 22
Come on a little manslaughter with dinner? Laughter is in the word right? No?
Misswildsides 22
Uh, not to the point to where it could kill someone.
mimm95 3
why is this person still considered a friend?