Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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Comments (402)
sammyluvspugs 4
That doesnt mean anything because she said no.She probably heard about ur dare.... That could offend some people.
SkoomaKi 28
You're such a dick for doing that. That girl probably has enough problems without you playing jokes on her.
violetwonder 9
Good for her for realizing you are a jackass
apocalyptica_fml 9
I know what it feels like to be the girl on the end of those 'jokes.' It hurts. I don't blame her or turning you down. She may not be the prettiest girl, but she sure is a smart one.
interesting33 37
That is really hurtful. If she had said yes and then it was a "joke" she would have been so humiliated. In the future, she might say no when she is asked out for real - because she thinks it is a "joke". Please guys don't do this. Not even in a passing comment like "hey sexy" - it is hurtful because you mean it sarcastically.
dinodomrox 0
OHHHHHHH BURN!!!!
agentx52 13
Well you're a prick anyway.
DarkFirefly206 9
From being on the 'ugly girl' end of that situation, I can almost guarantee she knew it was a joke. That, or she just couldn't believe it so assumed it was. Either way, you're an ass.
sulitak 27
yup. I would assume she knew it was a joke... OP its not FYL its FHL for everyone being cruel to her.
kkrazyangel 16
You need some cream for that BURN!?
clever_name_here 7
Idk how OP deserved that. Its not his fault if hes forever alone like me.