Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment, dropped my backpack on the couch, and started complaining about work. A complete stranger then walked out of the kitchen holding a sandwich, saw me, then yelled "HELP!" I apologized, grabbed my bag, and somehow took his TV remote with me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
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XxNINJA_28xX 8
Kinda defeats the purpose
Chloe555_fml 27
Way to go, sport!
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Comments (86)
purplenerple8 6
Why do I feel like this isn't the first time something like this has happened to you OP?
Roxeant 8
Let's hope OP has awful taste in music and the "friend" was suitably punished for his misdeed by being forced to listen to Nickelback and/or Justin Bieber before he wiped it.
mimiminx 23
You were proud you caught your friend stealing?! I wouldn't be proud, I'd be absolutely devastated!
The_Paladin 16
what a terrible"friend".
Ur_Life_Sucks_Ha 3
Smooth....
dRpRdP 8
u can take it now too as u r already knowing its with him (before he sales it.)
iAlissa 34
*cringes at terrible grammar*
JamesUSMC 6
your an idiot
Ambient25 25
USMC what can we say haha
Not_Impressed13 9
I wish I could give Alan a thumbs up for that..
clevercake 21
you need to find some better friends!
sweettart83 27
I hope you called the cops. Being a "friend" at least you can give them a name and maybe get it back.
imbedderdenu 23
your name is funny. honestly i can see myself doing something equally as stupid. ugh when I har ipods I wemt through like 4 or 5. some stolen others washed. at least they aren't that expensive anymore! oh. you should reevaluate your friendships....