Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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chevygirl23 17
And now she'll bitch at your for this one
NotPatSajak 11
You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.
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Comments (80)
bigbrown24 17
she's a little crazy
awildwhisper 30
I hate people jumping to conclusions. Why don't people just ask if they are suspicious of something?
NotPatSajak 11
You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.
yenze 18
And the "dump her" comments begin
chevygirl23 17
And now she'll bitch at your for this one
walid820014 20
thats what i thought
cheeeksss 29
Unsure if that was OP's intention though, because of his username.
Redgy22 26
Yeah, this was a lose-lose move. ...or an elaborate strategy by OP to cover his tracks. hmmmm
yenze 18
Posting this FML probably will not make things better
sabby7 17
I really don't get people
HotFrosty 14
I have a hard time with people blaming me for stuff I didn't do. I hope do a better job of handling this then I. Good luck.
Kartar115 22
you should have showed her your fml account to prove it wasn't you
whysobeachy 37
And what if the FML in question was posted by 'Anonymous'?
kbecks87 16
I hate the idea of 'here, look through my personal accounts to satisfy your made up belief of my wrongdoings'. Relationships are built on trust, if she has to go through your things to find comfort, she does not trust you.
MDoremis 38
I feel like you're intentionally trying to provoke a reaction from her now.
MurielWeathers 9
How? He is venting his frustration, and sharing something ****** up that happened to him whether or not it was because of this site. The site is called FML **** My Life, after all.
soullyfe 33
@50: Probably because of the title name he decided to use could be reason enough to assume that much...
corky1992 33
Because after she accused him of not having the balls to say something about her to her face he resorted to bitching about her to strangers just like she recently accused him of doing. So seeing this post will just make her even more mad.
aruden 25
Nice tactical move OP post your side of the story on FML for her to read. hope it all works out.
Marcella1016 32
Lmao I was thinking something similar...then I read his username. Hahahaha very tactical indeed. Can't wait for the follow up on this one.
rhiley 26
why would you post this tho
N3766 20
to **** his life?