Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment, dropped my backpack on the couch, and started complaining about work. A complete stranger then walked out of the kitchen holding a sandwich, saw me, then yelled "HELP!" I apologized, grabbed my bag, and somehow took his TV remote with me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
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XxNINJA_28xX 8
Kinda defeats the purpose
Chloe555_fml 27
Way to go, sport!
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Comments (86)
Imaginationn 6
Just go to his house and take it back. If you were "friends" you should at least know where he lives
romanrox909 7
No offense, but you're retarded. Shoulda taken the iPod BEFORE asking him to leave. YDI
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
He's probably gonna fence it for deodorant money.
SoultheWolf 19
And why didn't you try and get it back? Or call the cops if he refused to?
andythewrong 5
Friend ?
marcela_darocha 13
Not anymore..
ThedaRose 15
Well then, YDI!
sickerthanyou 13
he wasn't trying to steal it, just trying to borrow it without letting you know, after all what are friends for if you can't ste.... I mean borrow stuff from
joopjoop 19
I had the same thing happen to me, except he made it out of the house and i haven't seen him since. I was also 8 months pregnant, jobless, and had moved back in with my parents at the time... it takes a special kind if ******** to steal from me when I was having that hard of a time.
sarmo1995 10
What kind of friend steals your iPod?
polluxdc 10
Dumb ass