Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment, dropped my backpack on the couch, and started complaining about work. A complete stranger then walked out of the kitchen holding a sandwich, saw me, then yelled "HELP!" I apologized, grabbed my bag, and somehow took his TV remote with me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
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XxNINJA_28xX 8
Kinda defeats the purpose
Chloe555_fml 27
Way to go, sport!
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ShadowVixenII 1
I had just found I was ill and would need treatment for the rest of my life, causing me to have to quit my job. I was also burying my childhood pet, my old bunny the same day. I invited a friend over for moral support. The same ''friend'' left with my last 500 I'd saved.
scubasteve171 6
You should've beat his ass.
jkovac 3
That's impressive
WakaMiserably 10
Who steals an iPod. Who even takes it if offered?
worldclassrager 41
You'll probably find that sitting on a pawnshop shelf in a few hours if you are looking to get it back...