Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment, dropped my backpack on the couch, and started complaining about work. A complete stranger then walked out of the kitchen holding a sandwich, saw me, then yelled "HELP!" I apologized, grabbed my bag, and somehow took his TV remote with me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
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XxNINJA_28xX 8
Kinda defeats the purpose
Chloe555_fml 27
Way to go, sport!
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Comments (86)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
If he was your friend, you must know where he lives. Got get your stuff...
jw90 18
It's time to look into new friends OP. And maybe start taking precautions when you have friends over. Hide valuables in a place only you know to find them, or start locking your bedroom.
BFons 19
Doh1
Ksweety_fml 27
Wow...
worldclassrager 41
Well you know who has it...if it comes up for sale you can claim it back...and not pay a dime...most stores do that you just need valid proof it's yours and the serial number is the best way to know...
chance456 9
I would of kicked his aaa
WompWompWomp123 7
I wonder if being kicked in the aaa hurts? Perhaps I should have paid more attention in biology :-/
kakakarotcake 17
how did you forget about the iPod?
Mr_Blonde22 2
Bob
miianah1 22
You sound very stupid. OP: *catches friend leaving with ipod* LEAVE RIGHT THIS INSTANCE! Lol.
jrock9093 18
That sucks bud make a police report or talk to him
love_me_electric 20
Would police actually do anything without evidence? I doubt it.
ShadowVixenII 1
Nope. I have no evidence my ''friend'' stole 500, so the police can't do anything.