Today, my friend asked me for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend. I've never done it before so I googled it, my own boyfriend happened to walk in and now isn't speaking to me. He won't believe me when I say it was "for a friend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
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Top comments
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Should have just told your friend to google it. Why couldn't she do it herself? Just have your friend talk to your bf
zeffra13 31
Probably should've just said which friend it was for off the bat so it sounds less like you're lying/hiding something.
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Comments (62)
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Should have just told your friend to google it. Why couldn't she do it herself? Just have your friend talk to your bf
Bunnyluver 20
Because that's what best friends are for. She ask for advice and Op wanted to help her friend. She could still Google it, but it should been more private.
mariri9206 32
Let me Google that for you.
peacheson 3
Today I used mymmspy.com to hack my GF's MMS messages. While going through her pictures I found some dicks and noticed it was my dad she was texting. FML
Dale_shackleford 13
Stop advertising
katachristic 19
Want privacy? Try duckduckgo.com the search engine that doesn't track you! ™
mariri9206 32
26, it wasn't advertising - it was a joke because this comment thread started with 1 saying "just have your friend Google it." Maybe you should learn how to not take everything seriously and be a jerk about it. Also, go ahead and thumbs down because IDGAF.
niiickk_ 7
just show your bf the texts between you and your friend ?
Redgy22 26
How did the world function before Google? Wait, I'll Google that.
zeffra13 31
Probably should've just said which friend it was for off the bat so it sounds less like you're lying/hiding something.
teentee401 37
On the other hand, if he distrusts his girlfriend that he won't even believe her when she said that she doesn't want to break up, maybe it's for the best.
yenze 18
Why is your friend asking you for advice on something you've never done? Why couldn't she google it herself?
9a_z1 11
It's not like Google knows this person and her relationship and will automatically spit out one correct way of breaking up (maybe one day soon though). By looking up the options OP can provide her perspective and suggest which ones she thinks would work better!
v4valour 15
Yea... it does seem like a lame excuse... Should have had a **** tab at the ready (easier to explain)
AcieMcG 21
Not my choice of **** XD
fuckfuckityfuck 16
What do you watch?
Frillwee95 12
Probably reluctant ****...
Iwannarock1 19
She's Asian, so probably Anime.
HaveAGooday 5
If your boyfriend and your friend know each other, just let your friend back you up and explain.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Maybe try getting your friend to talk to him, to show you really do have a friend that wanted to break up with her boyfriend. If he still doesn't believe you after that, it might be for the best. You shouldn't waste time on someone who is just too stubborn to believe you, even after a reasonable explanation.
lexiieeex3 32
If you told him you weren't breaking up with him then wouldn't he get confirmation when you don't break up with him? If you actually were planning on breaking up with him it would be so much easier for you just did it then and you didn't so isn't that like a cue that it isn't happening?
josef_connolly 14
Hello
NYGiants1925 22
Can you blame him? That sounds like bulshit.
nemisis11 12
Now you have first hand experience in what leads it in that direction, so you get to help your friend anyways.