Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML
Today, I gave a talk in my management class about creating effective presentations and holding people's attention. Go figure, pretty much nobody paid any attention. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
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Top comments
baronsmommy 14
This is all wrong, you were supposed to envision the crowd in THEIR underwear.
ThatHorse 15
I know those feels OP. I know those feels. Happened to me 5 times when I was in college. Of course, the last time it happened I also had a chubby.
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Comments (47)
Radi0activ3 15
You should have checked on the fly... Seriously though fyl
EwahWeeWah 21
I don't think moving your hand around your crotch would go to well during a speech.
soapysurprise 12
I think it would be preferable to check it before the presentation.
v4valour 15
Lets not let the fly off the handle here, maybe they were all just had resting nice faces :
Glamisbound 14
well....was it a good presentation?
MasterTron 24
They probably gave op a standing ovation at the end
Puffytruffles 18
Let's hope it's the only presentation OP gave.
NomeDMF 17
It can be assumed it was since they used "a" before "presentation".
ThatHorse 15
I know those feels OP. I know those feels. Happened to me 5 times when I was in college. Of course, the last time it happened I also had a chubby.
hellobobismyname 24
When this happened to me I was a little kid. I got so embarrassed when some mean kids pointed it out to everyone and tried to play it off by saying I left it like that on purpose. For air conditioning..... I feel for you OP but hopefully you handled it better than I did lol
baronsmommy 14
This is all wrong, you were supposed to envision the crowd in THEIR underwear.
lexiieeex3 32
I personally don't get why it's such a big deal if your fly is unzipped. It's not like your body parts are gonna magically appear through a one inch zipper.
asiansapphire 10
very small presentation ;)
tygerarmy 35
It's not that big a deal, unless you got aroused during your presentation, then you just presented yourself during your presentation.
Swandive235 27
Just remember that if people noticed they tried to ignore it. Yes it sucks, but chances are that anyone who noticed it didn't continue to stare at it and think about how it was down.
Mobbetta2300 7
The best thing to do right now, would be to just go sit in a corner and cry...
Softballchick224 21
Are you sure it wasn't just your sparking personality??