Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Today, I stood up wrong from the toilet, leading to me pulling a muscle in both of my thighs, just above the knees. This made me feel old, and even older when I immediately remembered this website from when I was still young. I'm 29 now. FML
Today, I'm on crutches and wearing an orthopedic boot because a 22.5 pound box of cat litter fell out of my back hatch onto my foot. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That must have been the world's dirtiest litter box! You've got to clean those more frequently.
Major Ahull 3
Look at the bright side. At least you didn't pull a muscle while "pulling a muscle".
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RichardPencil 32
That must have been the world's dirtiest litter box! You've got to clean those more frequently.
Major Ahull 3
Look at the bright side. At least you didn't pull a muscle while "pulling a muscle".
RichardPencil 32
You're so silly! That's not a muscle -- it's a bone.