Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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PaulChristie 13
Women know everything. Don't you know that? If they want information they will get it!
UnidentifiedFun 37
When someone feels threatened by something they will put their investigation skills onto hyper mode - you might want to invest in some new passwords tbh if she's finding out everything.
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Comments (125)
xMaeLA 24
If she's any kind of Latina, you're in for a fun life, OP. xD
Catdragon 40
If you're bound to marry someone, marriage is supposed to be for life until death. That means you have a whole life together and you're gonna have to get used to working together with them and sharing things. I think it was a bit crazy for her to go based off a dream, but I'm just saying if you're going to marry her you better be prepared for a life of no longer keeping things to yourself. Married couples can keep certain things to themselves but marriage is about two becoming one. If you don't like this, then I would say don't get married or at least not to her. If you love her enough, you will let this slide. I think a lot of people need to think about what marriage means before they decide to do it. I'm not saying I know what's going on or that you need to. I'm just saying that people are too quick to act before they really think. Marriage is one of those things because it's easier to say marry me than it is to get a divorce. Marriage is not for everyone so I'm just trying to help you and others along the way.
starlite85 6
Whose nightmare? Yours or hers? I once had an ex who had a nightmare I was cheating, woke up and punched me in the spine because he was convinced it was real.
idk_rose 25
She has one hell of a trust issue. As for passwords, have you tried 12345 ?
fyvaprold 11
Wait, that's the code on my luggage!
Zebediabolical 45
Spaceballs references always get a thumbs up. :D
G_Loo 8
Not that I'm excusing her behavior, but I don't think it's a big deal that she got into all of the accounts. Yes, she should have just talked to op about it instead of going through his stuff, but if he has nothing to hide then it shouldn't be as big of a deal as it seems to be.
Beepee04 10
It seems to me like you're bothered by the fact that she knows all of your passwords. Why is that? If you have nothing to hide you shouldn't even care. If my SO didn't want to give me his passwords I'd be very suspicious that he was hiding something. Likewise, I would never object to giving my passwords. Trust is important, but I don't see anything wrong with having each other's passwords.
Axel5238 29
As someone stated above, certain things are private conversations with friends about their struggles and also maybe work related things that would violate work place policy if seen by someone not privy to them. You are not entitled to know unrestricted access. Some things especially work is only allowed within the company, but also personal things. My friends have told me things about struggles with depression, jobs and other things that they would feel embarrassed about if someone else found out. Also in a age of social media and jobs checking twitter and face book a jilted lover could ruin your career by posting shit that the company would not appreciate and rightfully fire you for.
aspecialspecial 21
Well she's your fiancé so yeah that's kinda creepy, but atleast she told you about what she was doing. Though there really shouldn't be any secrets between a to-be married couple.
ebolson1019 12
Be careful the company could press charges for he accessing your work email
genshift 8
Bit of column A, bit of column B.
PotatoesAndCake 26
Unless she has a genuine reason to believe that you're cheating, she shouldn't be doing that