Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
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PaulChristie 13
Women know everything. Don't you know that? If they want information they will get it!
UnidentifiedFun 37
When someone feels threatened by something they will put their investigation skills onto hyper mode - you might want to invest in some new passwords tbh if she's finding out everything.
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Comments (125)
AudiLover21 13
Those of you saying that going through your SO's phone or social media is unforgivable have obviously tried and didn't find shit to be mad at. However, when you find something, you're totally justified. 100%
KayleeFrye 39
It's one thing if you have a DAMN good reason to suspect they're cheating. If the clues are piling up that he's cheating, then I'd consider going through his phone, too. But a dream? If that's the only thing she's going on, then she's an overly jealous drama queen who thinks nothing of invading her fiance's privacy. He should end it now.
askullnamedbilly 33
I've never tried, actually. I respect my partners and the people they talk to too much to invade their privacy and violate their trust that much. Even if at some point someone does cheat on me, I'm not going to change that policy. My future partners are not responsible for the wrongdoings of their predecessors, and any trust issues I might have left are for me to overcome, not for them to nurture.
Zebediabolical 45
I've never tried. If I distrust a partner so much that I feel I need to get all up in their social media or phone, things are already so bad that the 'We're Through' conversation is just an opportunity away.
KayleeFrye 39
Are you sure you want to marry someone who is jealously paranoid and clearly doesn't trust you? Is she going to go through your phone and email every time you have to work late or share a joke with a female co-worker at the company Christmas party? You should not go through your significant other's things unless you have a DAMN good reason to suspect that they're cheating. A dream is not a good enough reason.
vanaathiel 13
You said fiance right? She's probably jus scared. Have a good talk with her and reassure her. Let her know that a lack of trust in you like that isn't acceptable and she needs to communicate with you.
porcelainlady 2
I think this happens to a lot of women, so it's not just your wife. I used to get so pissed at my husband when I had those dreams. Now I just tell him to leave me alone for a bit until I get over it. No more fighting or mistrust!
cloudyface 23
She's not your wife yet.... You still have a chance to "fix" this physco behavior or escape.
Bored0987 2
Dude the FYI CIA and NSA hot nothing on a jealous woman. For your own good hope you're not doing anything Shady.
Dexter83_fml 17
That believe it or not is cyber crime.
hardattack62 5
Dump her ass now. Nothing but trouble ahead.
aeryn97 17
just reassure her and tell her that you'll never give her a real reason to need to do that. it isn't necessary. just reassure her as she must be under a lot of stress.
vintageart1994 16
She sounds a little crazy but I have done the same thing in the past :p so nvm